Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!

A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.

All dialog is procedurally generated using Markov chains from Great Expectations and Azumanga Daioh. All story choices are randomly generated. All effects of story choices are randomly generated.

There is an explicit win condition.

Losing is implicit and will be as confusing as everything else.

WARNING: Contains gibberish, Charles Dickens, implied breasts, and pixelated va-jay-jay. NSFW if you work somewhere really boring.