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A dating sim about the futility of dating sims.

All dialog is procedurally generated using Markov chains from Great Expectations and Azumanga Daioh. All story choices are randomly generated. All effects of story choices are randomly generated.

There is an explicit win condition.

Losing is implicit and will be as confusing as everything else.

WARNING: Contains gibberish, Charles Dickens, implied breasts, and pixelated va-jay-jay. NSFW if you work somewhere really boring.

PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux
Rated 2.8 out of 5 stars
(9 total ratings)
AuthorPatchwork Doll Games
GenreVisual Novel
Made withRen'Py
TagsAnime, Dating Sim, Funny, NSFW, Parody, Ren'Py
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard, Mouse


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